“We” got hold of Grandpa the other day…..like with most humans this is quite difficult! (humans always say they are so busy…with what “We” ask?…often seems mindless to “Us”….! Chill out, smell the roses and play with “Us”!)
The three of “Us” (Sam, Lulu and Mieke) gave him a serious talking to.
One of “Our” favourite walks with the Momma, Pappa, Grandpa and Cazza is on the Skipton Rail trail between Cuthbert’s Road and Carngham Road…..the main reason is that it is safe for “Us” to go “off lead” without running away!!!!
So “We” blasted Grandpa for not organising a “Club” meeting on the “Rail Trail”.
Well he went off with his tail between his legs and here it is…he has finally “made a plan”.
PLEASE DIARISE 11AM ON SATURDAY 27TH JULY. ORGANISE YOUR WORK AND SOCIAL LIFE AROUND THIS EVENT, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!!!!!!!
“We” will meet at the intersection of the Skipton Rail Trail and Cuthbert’s Street.
See you there!
Now you all know this is a Dachshund blog, aimed to bring smiles to human faces…..and “We” love it!
“We” were delighted to get information from “Our” Canadian correspondent…
“We” thought, with all the spin that Polar Bears, were almost extinct….and then this billboard picture arrives.
“We” are so relieved as Polar Bears are almost (but not quite so) as cuddly as “Us”
“Exciting news about polar bears in eastern Canada: a new peer-reviewed paper concludes that despite sea ice having declined since the 1970s, polar bear numbers in Davis Strait have not only increased to a greater density than other seasonal-ice sub populations, but it may now have reached its ‘carrying capacity.’ “Susan Crockford, Polar Bear Science, 10 June 2013
Now “We” Dachshunds are the Best Breed in the Whole Wide World………
Imagine if humans were as good as “Us”…the World would be a better place….come on humans be kind to each other…a smile, a thank you….you know the little things like “Us”!!!!!!
Anyway the “Life according to Dachshunds” starts here…..how about what these humans said about “Us”….
- “Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another.” - Robert Benchley
- “Nothing will turn a man’s home into a castle more quickly and effectively than a Dachshund.” – Queen Victoria
- “Dachshunds are really people with short legs in fur coats” – Author Unknown
- “The secret of architectural excellence is to translate the proportions of a Dachshund into bricks, mortar and marble.” Sir Christopher Wren
- “Wake me up as soon as you have the Dachshund house trained.” Rip Van Winkle
- “Man, I have been taught, was made in God’s image but the Dachshund, I have come to believe, was made in God’s spirit.” Solomon
With love Sam, Lulu and Mieke!
(Ed…cannot guarantee these are 100% accurate….hey what the hell they sound okay!!)
The “Girls” wanted me to have a chat with you about the website as we have many new readers….and who am I to refuse ”Their” request!
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- And just in case…..here is Mieke as a puppy in amongst the sage….come on smile she is darn cute!!!
Come on humans own up…..who allows “Us” in the bed as a “hottie bottie” in winter?????
Well you can try….but….”We” will win….Cesar Milan or not!!
O boy humans just cannot resist “Us” and “We” love it!!!
Moral of the story…..humans are a walk over for Dachshunds!!!!!
Have a great week!
Now “We” are probably the smartest breed of dog, “Us” Dachshunds….
So Ballarat winters are cold…..well not quite like the English and Canadian correspondents….but “We” always have a solution.
As you all know “We” are not into the whole “global warming thing”……but boy do “We” like the sun in winter….check this out….Sam and Lulu in their favourite pose….
And just for fun, some more sun!!!
(Ed…..the “Girls” said “what does everybody think of Grandpa’s toes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?”)
Sam here….not sure how it happened…promise it was not me!!
After sustaining an injury to one of her nails, Lulu recently had to have the nail removed….The Best Dachshund Vet in the Whole Wide World “Doc Aaron” was called in and soon Lulu was home with bandage and all.
The bandage was off inside 2 hours……!!!!
By the way Lulu has been in the wars before…..here “I” am after “I” got a thorn in “My” foot……”I” am accident prone!!!!